A letter from one of our Sheborne Labour members to the Guardian…
For the first time in The UK we now have a ‘Pot Noodle Prime Minister’. On his empathetic tour of South Yorkshire, he put aside his mop, and urged deluged locals, to pour water on his ‘oven -ready ‘deal. What a good idea !?
To further demonstrate his expertise he told them to put his ‘dodgy-deal’ in the microwave at ‘gas mark five’. Maybe he got his advice from that other well-known clown Donald, who is a fan of burgers and chlorinated chicken, or even Vladimir with his powers of secret surveillance . Thank goodness they have all got their fingers on the nuclear button to keep us safe !
The stolid Yorkshire folk told him to ‘ Bog-off Boris’ ! Let’s hope they say the same to ‘Lord’ (‘if -the-price-is-right’) ‘Falange’ of Brussels !
We can surely do better than this ?
Rob Bygrave West Dorset Labour
ROBERT JAMES BYGRAVE